i love cereal and hate spiders

To the gobs of chicks calling themselves ‘awkward’:

a) If you don’t have a hard time getting laid, you’re not really that awkward. 

 b) Everyone is calling themselves awkward now, so really you’re just normal.

c) By now it’s common knowledge when you call yourself ‘awkward’, it’s really your codeword for calling yourself ‘cute’, so

d) Find a new word, please.