The guy who rejected me constantly throughout middle school chatted me on facebook this morning. Name changed to protect the innocent.
Tom: what about you, are you getting married..?
11:34am
Haley: haha not yetseeing someone herehow about you?
Tom: nice, yeah seeing a girl from floridadamn you are a cutie
Haley: no, that’s not what i look like, that’s a cartoon platypusbut he’s cute
Tom: i know that’s prollly not what you look like, you look cute in your other photos though
Haley: jokehahaha well thank youi just went redhead
11:46amTom: looks goodif it doesn’t work out with the amsterdam guy give me a call
Haley: ha!no thanks man, i developed enough rejection issues off you in middle school
SWISH.